Fuck it lets go..............

Woke Monday thinking "Christ for me, I cant be arsed, I need a holiday", so Weds morning me and my wife are flying to Es Cana in Ibiza for a week of sun, sand, sea.......Have I missed anything out?!
I cant wait, I think i will laze about a bit, take a boat ride to Formentura (not to sure if you spell it like that) may be stack shleves, pick up litter in San Anotnio. Who's knows - I'll let YOU know when i get back

Punctuality, Whats that I here people say....

I am fucking sick to my back teeth of waiting for people, if its not Sarah wondering around in her own little bubble its some other cunt. Sorry for using that word but needs must on this occasion.
I spoke to my friend today about something and said he would see a man about a dog, he was just going to have a shower and he'll make a phone call. 2 bastard hours later i ring him back, "have you rang him", he replies with a "no sorry, i've been lazy", well I haven't been lazy, i've been sat at home scratching my balls waiting for him while he's scratching his balls. It kind of relates back to a previous where i have said manners cost nothing, the same goes for punctuality, you say you are going to do something for someone then you do it. Being late is the height of ignorance.
Also, today is the day of Annie's BBQ which I am quite excited about, and will be even more IF FUCKING SARAH AND OLDFIELD FUCKING HURRY UP!!!

This Week.

I have felt like shit all week, not ill or hungover but just burnt out, knackered. Every night this week i have had a shit nights sleep, i wake up in the morning quite early as i always do, not wanting to look at the clock, it could be 4.30 in the morning and i'm worrying about it being 7.30 which is when i get up, its been like this all this week, keeping myself awake for hours thinking about having to get up! You just cant get back to sleep once you start worrying about the time in the morning. I wonder if Temazapam would help? I might as Sarah to start sleeping in the front room.....yeah right!
The tiredness follows me from my bed everywhere, train, work, no escape, its been horrible, i think i'll get on the phones, start getting some leads and that will spur me on, *ring ring*,
"Hi can you put me throught to IT please"
...just putting through...
"Can i speak to Mr IT mgr please"
"Mr IT Mgr speaking"
"Hi, Its Tony at......".......the phone has gone down and I'm thinking about launching everything through the window. Mother fuckers, where are there manners, I appreciate that they have numerous companys flogging them numerous products all the time, BUT FUCKIN MANNERS COST NOTHING YOU FAT SHITTY BASTARD

I will be going on holiday within the next 6 weeks, for the sake of my sanity and my already receding hairline, I guarantee it.

Thats my week, thank God its Friday!

Over and Out

World Cup

Right dont get me wrong, i'm no defeatist, no way, and I am patriotic............BUT, who watched Holland Argentina last night?
I tell you something for defo, we will NOT win the world cup, if we do I will stand in a nominated pub, naked, and drink till i cant stand up anymore. The passing between those 2 teams last night was exemplory, very fast and precise, excellent first touch and nearly always an option around to pass to; yeah we haven't lost, yeah we one the group, but who against?... we play a half decent team (Sweden) who again will not win, and we looked basic. Nuff said I think - GOOD LUCK ENGLAND

Does anyone want to buy.....

................an IBM ThinkPad T41

Gomez

I am Gomez gay, gay for Gomez, have ever you want to say it. They were/are the best band ever. Last night was awesome dude!

Hayfever

I went to the doctors yesterday as i had started to suffer from hayfever, i used to get it quite bad as a kid and it kinda faded away until this year. I had heard people say about anti-histamines making you sleepy but never really thought much about it until this morning. I basically took one of these tablets last night at about 7ish.......... I woke up this morning at 7.30. A mint sleep! My left eye itches more than a rattling smack head, and my left nostril runs like a person whose left nostril is really runny!

Over and Under

The Dinner Report....barrrp!!

I have eaten far to much this lunchtime. The salad consisted of spring onions, tomato's, feta cheese, green leafy thing, and a potato salad, can of diet coke, walnut a date flap jack and a mini dairy milk bar, i'm full up!

Today is the day.

Ah yes the long awaited June 13th, whats so special about today you might ask yourself, well tonight i am mostly moshing to GOMEZ, the best band in the world in my opinion and I cant wait!!!

Warmer than a well diggers dog!

Fuck me, weather on eeet, I cant wait for the weekend its so nice sitting on a shitty leather chair all week with sweaty knackers lookng outside at the sunshine, but the weather knows I like rain, so when i can get out of the house it WILL sure enough piss it down. Looking at the weather forecast this morning I thought typical, bloody typical. Bring on Global warming I say, i'll be six under under when it goes tits up so wont affect me, i'll have a nice tan though!

Over and Under.

JOKE

Whats the smelliest thing on Earth........... A kippers fanny, brilliant!

The Dinner Report....

Pasta, boiled eggs with a bit of mayo, ham, cheese, grated carrot, lettuce a flap jack and an ice cold can of diet coke, diet for no other reason than its nicer than full fat

I went to Delamere Forest a couple of weeks ago when i first got this, by the end of the ride, it was fucked, basically. It arrived at my house with a buckled wheel which didnt impress me, and by the end of the 3 hour ride all the spokes had worked themsleves loose and made for very hard riding. Anyway I got it fixed and went to Bollington and Pott Shrigley last night with Andy who i work with, one of his mates, Gary Marsden, and my mate Bristle. I was hammering it down this hill and thought I would put the hydraulic disc brakes throught their paces, I braked late before hitting the junction, stopped, and could smell this horrible burning, looked down and the brakes were smoking like fuck, I was staring at them just waiting for discs to pop and set on fire!! I'm going to Macc Forest tonight which Bristle has told me will kill me, near vertical hills and 50mph down hill sections.

TICKETS FOR GOMEZ HAVE ARRIVED!!!

A big brown seeded ciabatta with ham, salad, mozzeralla, pesto, sun dried tomato's and a piece of carrot cake, thats my lunch for today and it is heaven!!!

I was getting bored of this "blogging" until I came across this...















"Hiya - I'm Ant, hope your OK and welcome to Macc "

Nothing fuels a fire more than an excuse to take the piss out of a mate..."Hiya - I'm Ant, hope your OK and welcome to Macc "!!!!! This is a good friend of mine and his truly extensive introduction to himself and Macclesfield...Nice pose mate, looking gorgeous, i can imagine him setting the camera on the tv and rocking himself to sleep trying to get up off the chair and get the perfect picture! What is definate is that I will become a victim of Ant's clever wit no doubt, he wreaks of sarcasm like no one else i know, nevertheless have no fear, take a peak in to Ant's life and a look in to a historical and modern day view of Macclesfield, here's the link: http://maccblogger.blogspot.com/