If Russia attacked Turkey from behind...Do you think Greece would help?

I went out with this girl once and she dumped me for not listening to her, or something like that

Thursday, July 13, 2006

There is a .......

kid outside of my work that has been scriking for the past 20mins.
SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I KILL YOUR PARENTS, ERGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Wakestock 2006....if I get there.....

Today is Thursday and at 4pm i should have been on my way to Abersoch, but as per usual I'm waiting for Sarah, the time is now 16.54 and I dont think she will be here for another 30mins. I cant wait to get stuck in a teeming M56, and I cant wait to put up a tent i have never put up before, in the dark.
Why is she late...AGAIN...why .....*weep weep*

Is this something that ALL women do to men because if it is you all need shooting. End of.

Thanks and have a nice weekend!!

Thursday, July 06, 2006

IBIZA

Well, that was just what the doctor ordered. One week lying in the sunshine poolside or by a beach was mint. We went to the island of Formantera to get our sun tans kicked off, it kicked mine off, but fucked Sarah's up totally, she got burnt ob her back really bad. I have just turned golden brown and am hardly peeling. Some of the places we went to were just beautiful, Benirass beach is a haunt for famous and wealthy people appraently, I can see why, but my favourite place was somewhere called Cala San Vicente, I had a well paella there. Glad we hired a car, we went everywhere apart from the Chlamydia ridden San Antonio. Ibiza town was gorgeous, the port was amazing with some massive yachts out there. Went jet skiing twice, and also went 125 metres in the air paraliding. Pictures to follow.