I woke up this morning around 1.40am on the sofa with the DVD I failed to watch looping round the menu screen. Am I in trouble I ask myself. I started the night in the brewers drinking quite slowly so as not to get pissed, there was a possibility me and Sarah were going to go out somewhere, as usual Sarah's early doors means she turns up around 8.30, by which time my "drunk face" as Sarah calls it , is starting to take shape. I kind of look like my eye lids have had themsleves a small stroke, there's no getting away from it "I'm not pished darling, I'm not" - Yeah Right! We left the BlueBerry and went to go to La Cantina it was full so we ordered a take away and had a couple in Kusch. I got up this morning around 8ish and waited for Sarah to wake up. The answer to my question is No, I am not in trouble, how could I be I am the perfect boyfriend, stupid.
Today I will mostly be eating and playing around on the laptop, Smallville Season 4 is still dowloading, I started it yesterday and its coming up to half way, I love Smallville. I might see if I can get myself a Superman suit of ebay. I wonder if Sarah would like it? I could get her a WonderWoman outfit aswell, now that I would like!! Sarah's work colleague is having a birthday party in Manchester tonight for her son and it turns out Jut is playing there, should be rum!!

I have been trying to think of something to tell that people would find funny. Upon reading Annie and Cat's post I have decided that you have to just be yourself to make it interesting and funny, I did think about just putting "Gone for a poo" as that is me all over but then decided against it. So with nothing else to say...........I'm off for a shit!!!!!

This bloke has the most random name ever, the one, the only, DECLAN KIDNEY!!!!

He's Irelands asistant rugby coach.

How do I put a title on a new blog, anyone help

I have just found Cat at the Porters's blog....and this.....funny as fuck!!!

Your hand has been replaced by a rubber stamp. What does it say?

PLEASE DONT TAKE THE PISS OUT OF MY RUBBER STAMP HAND. THATS JUST RUBBER STAMP HANDIST

Brilliant

Its 8.20am, I have been up since 7.20am. Since I have been born, I, like others look forward to the weekend, in the first instance it’s the lye in I think you’ll agree – NOT ME. Lye in, what that’s? Once awake there is no going back, I am immediately thinking my new alert state is going to wake my sleeping princess, so I’m up! Its routine now, up, switch on the laptop and read my weekly newsletter from a chap called Leo Notenboom, a very informative read about problem solving IT issues. Weel I find interesting, I couldn't give a fat elephants fanny what you think!

Next is to guzzle copious amounts of water, re-hydrating myself in preparation for my 2pm game of football at Tythy High School. And then a wank on the sofa. Joking!!!

Last night I met up with Rylan Lea and Barry Bristletooth in the Brewers, 2 top lads, we never fail to have a laugh with those two. Then went to Porters, my favourite pub, hosted by my favourite landlady Cat, hello Cat!…. and favourite bar maid Annie…..hello Annie. Had one in Kusch, to The Balti Kitchen and a taxi home to see my super model monkey princess before I am pissed out of my pants!!

Not to sure what I’m up to this weekend, weather always, always plays a part and an annoying one at that, but I’m sure with my new found diary that float’s around the ether for everyone to read I’ll be able to let you know.

……WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO KNOW WHAT I’VE BEEN UP TO! LOL!!

I think i am getting it now, not all together straight forward unless I'm being totally thick!!

THIS IS INFURIATING ME!!!!

Right, it Friday 12.41pm, I have just set this thing up, it says "edit profile", so i edit, birthdate, 11/09/77, so why the hell does it have me down as a scorpio? I have very little patience for most things including web sites that are crap to navigate for people who are new, I'm not a grumpy person just in-patient!

Anyone reading this get your hands on a copy of Deep Dish's album "George is On"....brilliant

Hello Annie, my blogger mentor - how am i doing?